Willis, our beloved and loyal Corgi, was sent to the angels last night. He filled our hearts with joy for 14 years. His devoted companionship and wonderful quirks will be dearly, dearly missed. * * * * Closing Argument in a Case to Recover Damages for the Wrongful Death of a Dog: "Gentlemen of the jury, the best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter whom he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us -- those whom we trust with our happiness and good name -- may become traitors in their faith. The money that a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolute, unselfish friend that...
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