This is so funny ...
My piece, "Will You Please Excuse Me While I Fall Through the Floor Now?,"
was accepted by The Emily Post Institute's "Awesome Etiquette" podcast.
(It's about the absolute, most embarrassing, to-die-for-moment that ever
happened to me in my entire life.)
Retitled "Mistakes Were Made" will come out September 2021.
They've scripted the piece and it's hilarious.