Perfect.
Have you noticed we are moving towards "perfect"-ion? Just as many people who begin their sentences with "So ..." are now ending them with "Okay. Perfect."
At the hairdresser I was asked if I'd like coffeee, tea or water.
"Water, please."
"Okay. Perfect."
At the supermarket, I asked where the watermelon was.
"Oh, I see it in the front."
"Okay. Perfect."
A friend asked if I had watched the last episode of "sense8."
"I've only seen the first episode."
"Okay. Perfect."
I tried to order cabinet knobs online. When there was a glitch with the order, I called customer service.
"I'm on the site, but the order isn't going through."
"Okay. Perfect," the rep said.
What is so perfect about everything??
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