Wanting to Lactate

I went to a jazz concert at Lyndhurst the other night. It's summer. We're picnicking.  I took gummies.

Suddenly, I heard this lost little girl (in great pink glasses) screaming, "MOMMY! MOMMMMY!" 

I looked over at Andrew and said, "That little girl calling for 'Mommy' makes me want to lactate."

The gummies were working.