I LOVE the email that popped into my Pound Ridge Past inbox today. And I quote ...
"My Dear beloved Friend,
Good day to you, I have a very good deal which I needed your help. I know that my message will come to you as a surprise, but never mind, I am Mr. Simon Moses Goodluck A Manager in Bank of Africa (BOA) in BOA Bank of Africa here in my country Lome Togo west Africa, In my Department here in the bank I discover an abandon sum of $16.8 Million United States Dollars, that belown to one of our biggest customer here in this bank,who died years ago in a plane crash with his famiily. I contacted you so that you will help me see that the total sum of $16.8Million United State Dollars will be transfer into your account in your country.
"Upon receipt of your replay and indication of your capability, i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 45% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to hand this business with me while 50% will be for me and 5% for any expenses that may arise on the process, Because I don't want anyone here in our bank to know my involvement untilyou confirm this fund into your account and ask me to come over for the sharing as i indicated. Kindly contact me through this my official via (firstname.lastname@example.org) my telephone via +228 93 19 96 34.
"Thanks and have a nice day.
From Mr. Simon Moses Goodluck"
Firstly, Mr. Simon Moses Goodluck needs to read my blog on Huffington Post, "National Punctuation Day: Make a Dash For It!" and learn about the use of commas, and secondly ... would he accept my credit card and just transfer the money directly into my account?