June 19, 2014

June Bugs On My Mind

It's not the sixth month of the calendar year until a June Bug flies around your office. This Buick-sized creature is pesky to home gardeners but nothing matches this genus's annoying characteristics as much as sitting quietly at your desk and having a June Bug fly into your head.

And while we are on the subject, I will state here and now: If one person complains about the heat, I will inflict a plaque of June Bugs on you.

Remember the Polar Vortex and everyone yapping about the frigid weather from Antarctica? And everyone wishing it were summer?

Wake up and smell the iced tea, peops. Summer is finally, blissfully, here.

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