School bells are ringing, ringing, RINGING in my head. I'm late! I can't find my locker! Why am I wearing only one shoe? Where are my glasses?
This is the nightmare that clinches my reveries every September.
Click here for my Huffington Post, "Back to School Nightmares."
Spit out the gum. Put both feet on the floor. Stop talking to your neighbor and complaining about the syllabus.
Read on, fellow former and current students. (And don't try to highlight sections on your screen with a yellow marker. It doesn't always erase. We'll learn more about that in science class next week.)